It always happens to you at the most awkward moments. Your day as a useful idiot for Vladimir Putin is going swimmingly and then this happens: The January 6 Committee outs you as a seditious co-conspirator. You are trapped in the Capitol Building and have to get to your car somehow, but snoopy leftist radical […]
The Gospel of the Lord according to Boebert: “On the day of January 6, Jesus assembled his men in a large white house borrowed from some people who paid taxes to Rome. The men were loyal to Jesus but one of them he no longer trusted. Jesus told his men, “today there will be a […]
The January 6 Committee hearings finally got underway this past Thursday and they did it in prime time. All the major news networks covered the proceedings live as evidence of how the seditious plot against the United States by Jabba the Butt unfolded. It was revealed how the coup was designed to steal the election […]
This week, in an historic speech on her podcast “MJT Live”, Marjorie Taylor Green warned the citizens of the United States about the impending intrusion of the deep state government on our most private choices. And these government snoops will stop at nothing, according to Greene, whose speech got over one-million views. According to Greene, […]
Elon Musk, whose purchase of Twitter is now on hold, announced this week that he intends to purchase the Republican party and take it private. Why you may be wondering would he be interested in a buyout or the GOP? According to Musk, the Democrats are now the party of “division and hate.” This means […]
In case you missed the news this week there were two significant weather events that can change your perspective of how forecasts are made. First was the new Fox News Weather Channel promising fair and balanced weather forecasts for The Mother Land. This means all weather moves to the right for red states and the […]
Emergency medical teams were summoned to the United States Capitol Building on Monday when Maine Sen. Susan Collins collapsed in her office. She apparently became ill upon learning that both Brett Kavanaugh and Neil Gorsuch reportedly lied to her when they were being considered for the Supreme Court. Politico reported on Monday that both voted […]
On Monday it was announced that Elon Musk, the Lex Luthor of MAGA Land, had agreed to purchase Twitter for $44 million dollars. Immediately all the inmates of the right wing asylum were whipped into a frenzy never seen since Donald Trump Jr. first discovered cocaine. For the rest of us the news was as […]
Is your energy level lower than Lauren Boebert’s IQ? Is your erection as soft as Mitch McConnell’s chin? You may have a serious medical condition. Not sure? Then take this simple quiz: Do you have an unnatural obsession with guns? Do you watch more than twenty hours of Fox News each day? Do you find […]
Is your energy level lower than Lauren Boebert’s IQ? Is your erection as soft as Mitch McConnell’s chin? You may have a serious medical condition. Not sure? Then take this simple quiz: Do you have an unnatural obsession with guns? Do you watch more than twenty hours of Fox News each day? Do you find […]