The Clown Car Update for May 8, 2022

Joseph Santorsa/ May 8, 2022/ New Post

Emergency medical teams were summoned to the United States Capitol Building on Monday when Maine Sen. Susan Collins collapsed in her office. She apparently became ill upon learning that both Brett Kavanaugh and Neil Gorsuch reportedly lied to her when they were being considered for the Supreme Court. Politico reported on Monday that both voted […]

The Clown Car Update for May 1, 2022

Joseph Santorsa/ May 1, 2022/ New Post

On Monday it was announced that Elon Musk, the Lex Luthor of MAGA Land, had agreed to purchase Twitter for $44 million dollars. Immediately all the inmates of the right wing asylum were whipped into a frenzy never seen since Donald Trump Jr. first discovered cocaine. For the rest of us the news was as […]

The Clown Car Update for April 24, 2022

Joseph Santorsa/ April 24, 2022/ New Post

Is your energy level lower than Lauren Boebert’s IQ? Is your erection as soft as Mitch McConnell’s chin? You may have a serious medical condition. Not sure? Then take this simple quiz: Do you have an unnatural obsession with guns? Do you watch more than twenty hours of Fox News each day? Do you find […]

The Clown Car Update for April 24, 2022

Joseph Santorsa/ April 24, 2022/ New Post

Is your energy level lower than Lauren Boebert’s IQ? Is your erection as soft as Mitch McConnell’s chin? You may have a serious medical condition. Not sure? Then take this simple quiz: Do you have an unnatural obsession with guns? Do you watch more than twenty hours of Fox News each day? Do you find […]

The Clown Car Update for April 10, 2022

Joseph Santorsa/ April 15, 2022/ New Post

Disney wants to turn your children gay, woke, and fill their heads with Critical Race Theory. Well, Ron DeSantis is not going to have it! The governor of Florida will protect your kids from the ravages of the Magic Kingdom and prevent your little boy from turning into Tinker Bell. So move over Disney because […]

The Clown Car Update for April 3, 2022

Joseph Santorsa/ April 3, 2022/ New Post

As if the news was not bad enough lately, we learned this week that at a young, innocent congressman from North Carolina was introduced to the underbelly of Washington D.C. society. And we mean UNDER BELLY! This week Madison Cawthorn told a podcaster that he was invited to what he referred to as a “sexual […]

The Clown Car Update for March 27, 2022

Joseph Santorsa/ March 27, 2022/ New Post

Well, it’s just been an awful time for the South’s favorite belle, Lindsey Graham, and his friends. First, his best friend and whitest of White people was forcibly thrown off the plantation, and then his usurper had the gall to nominate a black woman to the Supreme Court. Why it’s enough to send a body […]

The Clown Car Update for March 20, 2022

Joseph Santorsa/ March 21, 2022/ New Post

At a news conference, this week another prominent United States senator strongly hinted that he may challenge Donald Trump for the Republican nomination for president in 2024. Citing his conservative credentials and his strong ties to traditional Republican values, as well as staunch opposition to Biden, he becomes the first challenger to openly emerge from […]

The Clown Car Update for March 13, 2022

Joseph Santorsa/ March 14, 2022/ New Post

This week found one of Democracy’s sworn enemies badly embarrassed and reeling from the setbacks and miscalculation of the invasion of Ukraine. With the courageous resistance of the Ukrainian army and the resurgence of the NATO Alliance, the Russian economy is collapsing along with the Russian Ruble. These developments threaten to bring about the end […]

The Clown Car Update for March 6, 2022

Joseph Santorsa/ March 7, 2022/ New Post

A bit of unexpected drama broke out Tuesday night as President Biden delivered his State of the Union address to a joint session of Congress. Two Republican congresswomen began to shout at the president and interrupted his speech several times. The shouting turned potentially deadly, however, when both women collapsed on the floor of the […]