The Clown Car Update for September 19, 2021

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What a busy week of news! We had disturbing new revelations on a new book on the last days of the Trump-o-potamus by Woodward and Costa detailing how close we were to a total Constitutional meltdown. There was an exciting SpaceX launch that for the first time put a team of civilians into orbit. Gavin […]

The Clown Car Update for September 12, 2021

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Are you tired of science? Are you tired of scientists? Are you tired of medical advice from so-called experts who want you to wear masks with government microphones and get a computer chip injected into your arm? Well the MAGA/Fox Labs they want you to know that they are constantly working on solutions that will […]

The Clown Car Update for August 29, 2021

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The speed with which the takeover happened is breathtaking. The scene on the ground has been absolute chaos. As the government is moving against its own citizens, people are frantically trying to get out. The streets are full of people who want to escape the oppression of their government. The highways are jammed. And the […]

The Clown Car Update for August 22, 2021

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It’s been a rough couple of weeks for the “My Pillow” guy. Despite all the pillow hugging in the world, Mike Lindell couldn’t prevent the “implosion” of his fantastical conspiracy theory that the 2020 election was stolen from Donald Trump by Gay Chinese Italian Taliban Mexican Antifa infiltrators with super lasers from space. But when […]

The Clown Car Update for August 15, 2021

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What are the eight most terrifying words in the English language? Answer: “Hi. It’s Rudy Giuliani and I’m on Cameo.” That’s right, the embattled attorney for the former president and man from Fantasy Island Adult Bookstore is hawking his face on Cameo! He goes on to say: “If there is an issue you want to […]

The Clown Car Update for August 8, 2021

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According to a report by Right Wing Watch, Sarah Palin is praying. She is praying that America is not taken away from God as the founders intended. She is praying that America stops its shift to the left. And most of all, she is praying to God to see if he wants her to run […]

The Clown Car Update for July 25, 2021

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The summer and fall tour season is here and concerts are selling out like crazy. Not so much the political carnival tours headlining the sewer rats of the right. According to news sources, the America First Tour containing the twin floating turds Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz have actually cost them more than they […]

The Clown Car Update for July 18, 2021

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This week it was reported in The Tennessean that “the Tennessee Department of Health will halt all adolescent vaccine outreach – not just for coronavirus, but all diseases – amid pressure from Republican state lawmakers.” Yes, that’s right, the Tennessee Republican party want you to know that your health is secondary to the political agenda of […]

The Clown Car Update for July 11, 2021

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They’re wacky and funny and are lots of fun to watch. It’s like the Three Stooges without the intellectual content. That’s right, we’re talking about the Moe-Larry-Curly-and-sometimes-Shemp of the right wing, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Lyin’ Ted Cruz! Of course, the sometimes-Shemp role goes to Rudy Giuliani. These creatures have been entertaining us […]

The Clown Car Update for June 27, 2021

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Is there trouble in Trumpington? Well, if you believe the reporting from CNN this week, Ivanka, the Daphne Trumpington of the story, and Jared, her Simon Bassetthound, Duke of Hastyexits, are trying to distance themselves from the now deposed monarch of the realm, King Donald Duck Trumpington the XLV. All the Kushners want is to […]